AYE FELLOWS, WHY SO MUCH SCENE-PUTTING?

I have noticed one thing. Scene-putting seems to be the rage nowadays. Everybody is doing it. Putting scene, that is. What is putting scene, you ask me. I will tell you. For all those souls out there who don't know what scene-putting is, it means "to create a big scene, so that others will notice you." And whether they marvel or get disgusted with you, it depends on the range of scene being put. So many ways people put scene, especially these teenage school-going and college students. I will give you examples. A guy/girl will go to a fast-food restaurant with some friends, and they will see one very hot guy/girl, and immediately, when the friend asks them what they want to order, they will tell (sometimes accentuated with an accent, and a flick of the fringe): "Aye. You know that i'am dieting right. Like seriously, SO much of calories. I'am SO not going to eat that. I mean, i need to maintain myself." And they will do this just because they saw some random hottie, who doesn't give a flying pig's bottom about this person. Another one increasing thing i'am noticing. People(read those aged 15-23) take pictures of themselves in any space available, with so many different poses and emotions. Photo-sessions ANYWHERE, i tell you. In the restaurant, in the classrooms, even in the toilet. What man, what? Even toilet you won't leave uh? Seriously? You are promoting some toilet brand or something? And then, the poses they gave. My god. Even celebrities haven't given so many poses. It goes something like this: Pouts, looks of shocks and surprises( the smiley ":O"), showing all the 32 teeth, almost kissing cheeks and looking into the camera, and so on. And one album with some 200 pictures will come up saying: "The absolute fun we have!" or something like that. And then, they will get some 1000 likes for the album and 500 or so comment like this: "WOW. Just. WOW." Too much i say. One album like this is okay, but some 10-20 albums like this? This is called over-scene putting. And, one last scene-putting some girls do, and which i myself don't understand, being a girl. Some girls, they look drop-dead gorgeous, with shiny, smooth hair, and good skin, and a healthy figure. But still, this is what they will do: This is a conversation in the toilet:
A:Hey! OMG, I LOVE the dress you're wearing! It looks so good on you! But if i wear it, i'll look SO like "the ugly duckling" *followed by a pout*
B: Hey what nonsense! YOU look pretty. I am the ugly one.
A:No, you're the pretty one!
B:No,you are!
And the converstaion goes on and on. Sigh. If i was there, i would have told those girls how pretty they look. Both of them. I think i have rambled too much. I take my leave now, by signing of with the present, catchy song-title, "WHY THIS KOLAVERI".

PEOPLE WITH DIRTY MINDS ARE VERY CREATIVE. PERIOD.

Yes, back after a gap of around a month and a half. Feels good to crack my knuckles, and start typing away. Yes, so today, i am going to talk about how having a dirty mind, is so very awesome. It requires real talent to think dirty, and talk dirty too, because, you are exercising your brain to think deeeeeep, and when you talk dirty, only a few skewed ratio of people will admire you, because the rest will smile at you, but think in their minds: "Che, she only looks so innocent, she isn't like that. Such a Kedi only.( a tamil slang, meaning looking innocent but doing,or thinking weird stuff)". I have got the "Ew, you are so perverse duuuuuuuuude!" comment and look so many times in life. The thing is, i look like one innocent kid, but only my close friends know, how very perverted i am. For example, the other day, my friend was eating a small samosa, which was made of something like elastic, i believe, for she had to keep pulling it with her teeth, and would have made the perfect idea for some toothpaste ad. Well, she said, "God it's so rubbery", and i looked at her and said, "Well, you have PROTECTION, dude.". She gave me a glare and said" Swallowing it is so hard", and i wink at her and tell her, "Swallowing it is hard, is it?", and she smacks her head and says, "you'll never change". Well, perverseness is creativeness, isn't it? I mean, trying to delve deeper into thoughts, and coming up with a double-meaning, and a wink for each sentence uttered isn't easy at all. 

The Random Shit I Do.

Ah yes. Another post,people. So,from my previous post,you must have deciphered how something random happened to me. And basically, i'am a random and perverted child(child at heart,almost-an-adult on the outside). And yes, i want to write about some random shitty stuff i do. I have a habit of nick-naming any animal. ANY ANIMAL. So the other day,i was going to guitar class with my brother. And there was a street doggy on the road. And i told my brother: "Hey,there's George!", all the while pointing at the dog. And then i named a cow "Malcolm" and a cat ,"Rufus". My brother who is younger than me by 7 years, looks at me with a quizzical expression and asks me if i was mentally ill or something. I said that i was perfectly alright. My mom gave me the "poor child,seems to talk like a retard all the time" look. Dad rather felt it was better to concentrate on the driving, rather than listen to my highly interesting talk. Another thing i love doing , is pressing my nose completely on the car windows, when i am travelling and looking at people with startled eyes. My face looks completely squashed, but that is what i like about it. People walking outside or going in some vehicle or the other, stare at me. I stare back,like it's perfectly normal to press your nose to the window and give a "I'am squished, and can't breathe" look. I also have the habit of doing the "chicken dance" in private in my room. And running around in the house, flailing my arms, and screaming "Aaaahhh!" for no reason. And i have the habit of saying "Oh giddy god's pyjamas". Err, there are so many more random things i do. I'am just not able to recollect any. Oh wait, there is a cat i spot. I better go, so i can think up of a new name to give it. And meow at it, and see if it meows back. I shall be back. Soon. 

Has a cat ever talked to you? And laughed at you?

So hello. I'am new to the blogging world. I am writing today about this situation i encountered in 2008, when i was studying in 10th standard. Well, it was just another day after school, when i was trudging back home, all exhausted because of all that cramming of math and science (read bullsh*t) into my poor, poor head. And i was coming back home with a friend. We were galloping along all innocent in a particular street, and laughing about some long-forgotten joke. When i reached the end of the street, i saw a white cat with black patches. It was meowing piteously. I went closer to it. And it looked at me. And i looked at it. It was a staring competition. There was total silence. And then, the cat meowed at me for a whole minute. I was nodding my head, trying to understand what it was trying to tell me. This went on for a full two minutes. And then, my friend came close to me, and said: "What the hell are you nodding there at the cat for?", and i told her that i was trying to connect with the cat and then, she dragged me away. The cat was staring at me forlornly (or maybe i assumed it so). And then, after i reached home, i refreshed myself, and decide to go cycling for a while, to soothe my jangled nerves. I went to the cycle shed and took my cycle out and just when i was about to sit on the cycle seat, the cycle just collapsed. When i bent to pick it up, i saw two cats laughing at me. LAUGHING. I fled from the scene, wondering why cats were choosing that particular day to somehow weird    me out. When i told my mom about this, she just laughed at me, and told me that i always have had a vivid imagination. Even till now, she doesn't believe me. I hope someone out there does.