Friday 25 November 2011

AYE FELLOWS, WHY SO MUCH SCENE-PUTTING?

I have noticed one thing. Scene-putting seems to be the rage nowadays. Everybody is doing it. Putting scene, that is. What is putting scene, you ask me. I will tell you. For all those souls out there who don't know what scene-putting is, it means "to create a big scene, so that others will notice you." And whether they marvel or get disgusted with you, it depends on the range of scene being put. So many ways people put scene, especially these teenage school-going and college students. I will give you examples. A guy/girl will go to a fast-food restaurant with some friends, and they will see one very hot guy/girl, and immediately, when the friend asks them what they want to order, they will tell (sometimes accentuated with an accent, and a flick of the fringe): "Aye. You know that i'am dieting right. Like seriously, SO much of calories. I'am SO not going to eat that. I mean, i need to maintain myself." And they will do this just because they saw some random hottie, who doesn't give a flying pig's bottom about this person. Another one increasing thing i'am noticing. People(read those aged 15-23) take pictures of themselves in any space available, with so many different poses and emotions. Photo-sessions ANYWHERE, i tell you. In the restaurant, in the classrooms, even in the toilet. What man, what? Even toilet you won't leave uh? Seriously? You are promoting some toilet brand or something? And then, the poses they gave. My god. Even celebrities haven't given so many poses. It goes something like this: Pouts, looks of shocks and surprises( the smiley ":O"), showing all the 32 teeth, almost kissing cheeks and looking into the camera, and so on. And one album with some 200 pictures will come up saying: "The absolute fun we have!" or something like that. And then, they will get some 1000 likes for the album and 500 or so comment like this: "WOW. Just. WOW." Too much i say. One album like this is okay, but some 10-20 albums like this? This is called over-scene putting. And, one last scene-putting some girls do, and which i myself don't understand, being a girl. Some girls, they look drop-dead gorgeous, with shiny, smooth hair, and good skin, and a healthy figure. But still, this is what they will do: This is a conversation in the toilet:
A:Hey! OMG, I LOVE the dress you're wearing! It looks so good on you! But if i wear it, i'll look SO like "the ugly duckling" *followed by a pout*
B: Hey what nonsense! YOU look pretty. I am the ugly one.
A:No, you're the pretty one!
B:No,you are!
And the converstaion goes on and on. Sigh. If i was there, i would have told those girls how pretty they look. Both of them. I think i have rambled too much. I take my leave now, by signing of with the present, catchy song-title, "WHY THIS KOLAVERI".