PEOPLE WITH DIRTY MINDS ARE VERY CREATIVE. PERIOD.

Yes, back after a gap of around a month and a half. Feels good to crack my knuckles, and start typing away. Yes, so today, i am going to talk about how having a dirty mind, is so very awesome. It requires real talent to think dirty, and talk dirty too, because, you are exercising your brain to think deeeeeep, and when you talk dirty, only a few skewed ratio of people will admire you, because the rest will smile at you, but think in their minds: "Che, she only looks so innocent, she isn't like that. Such a Kedi only.( a tamil slang, meaning looking innocent but doing,or thinking weird stuff)". I have got the "Ew, you are so perverse duuuuuuuuude!" comment and look so many times in life. The thing is, i look like one innocent kid, but only my close friends know, how very perverted i am. For example, the other day, my friend was eating a small samosa, which was made of something like elastic, i believe, for she had to keep pulling it with her teeth, and would have made the perfect idea for some toothpaste ad. Well, she said, "God it's so rubbery", and i looked at her and said, "Well, you have PROTECTION, dude.". She gave me a glare and said" Swallowing it is so hard", and i wink at her and tell her, "Swallowing it is hard, is it?", and she smacks her head and says, "you'll never change". Well, perverseness is creativeness, isn't it? I mean, trying to delve deeper into thoughts, and coming up with a double-meaning, and a wink for each sentence uttered isn't easy at all.