THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE ALONE AND BORED AND HAVE NO ENTERTAINMENT AT HAND.

OKAY PEOPLE, FORGIVE ME, FOR THIS POST WAS TYPED IN ALL CAPS IN MS WORD, AND I'M TOO LAZY TO RETYPE IT HERE AGAIN. SO I JUST "CTRL-C, CTRL-V"'ED THE WHOLE THING. 
SO YES, IT IS“DEATH-LIKE” WITHOUT A TELEVISION, COMPUTER OR A CELLPHONE. *SNORTS*. BUT USE THESE TIPS ONLY WHEN YOU ARE LOCKED IN ONE ROOM WHERE YOU HAVE NOTHING BUT YOURSELF FOR COMPANY WITHIN FOUR WALLS(YEAH, I’AM JOBLESS ENOUGH TO THINK OF ALL OF THIS, OKAY.) HERE THEY GO =>

1)        THINK OF THE ONE PERSON YOU HATE AND IMAGINE ALL SORTS OF SITUATIONS WHERE YOU GET TO KICK THE OTHER PERSON’S BUTT(LITERALLY OR OTHERWISE, BUT OTHERWISE ONLY IF YOU DON’T REVEL IN VIOLENCE[SOME READ IT AS CHICKEN-LIKE QUALITIES, I.E, LACKING COURAGE])

2)        START A FINGER DRAMA. DON’T GET IT? NEITHER DO I. JUST KIDDING. FINGER DRAMA IS NOTHING BUT SPINNING A STORY BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS. FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR INDEX FINGER IS THAT BITCH YOU HATE, AND YOU’RE THE MIDDLE FINGER, WHO IS STRONGER, AND GETS TO SHOW HER THE “FINGER”. GET IT? HAHAHA. HAHA. HA. OKAY FINE, I’LL ADMIT THAT WAS LAME. BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ALTERNATIVE TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF? NO, RIGHT? SO SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I SAY ANYWAYS.

3)        STARE AT THE WALL. SET A GOAL, LIKE, “I’LL STARE AT THE WALL 30 SECONDS STRAIGHT WITHOUT THINKING OF ANY THOUGHTS.” TRUST ME , THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONCENTRATION-IMPROVING EXERCISE. AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS THIS BRAINLESS DUMB FEMALE, NO? HA!

4)        RHYMING WORDS. THIS IS SOMETHING I LOVE DOING. TAKE FOR EXAMPLE THE WORD, “CAME”. START THINKING OF WORDS WHICH RHYME WITH THIS WORD, WHICH GOES SOMETHING LIKE, CAME, DAME, FAME, GAME, LAME, NAME, SAME, TAME, BLAME, FRAME, ETC. FUN, NO? OH! FUN, SUN, BUN, NUN, OH.. AND… ERR, I’D BETTER SHUT UP.

5)        TALKING TO YOURSELF. NOW THIS, MY FRIEND, IS ONE OF THOSE DEEP THINGS. DEEP STUFF. WHY, YOU ASK? BECAUSE, IT CAN BE OF TWO NATURES: A) SPIRITUAL B) STUPID. CAN BE A HELP TO THE PATH OF SELF-REALIZATION, AND ALSO SELF-GLOATING OR SELF-PITYING, FOR INVARIABLY OUR MINDS ALWAYS STRAY TOWARDS THAT ‘STUPID’ DIRECTION ONLY. WHATTODO.

6)        MAKING UP YOUR OWN LYRICS TO SONGS. IF YOU’VE WATCHED MANY PARODIES ON YOUTUBE, YOU’D HAVE GOT THE HANG OF IT. MAKE UP ANY KINDA LYRICS TO SONGS, LIKE, “I LOVE POTTY AND I CANNOT LIE!” OR SOMETHING OF THAT SORT. AND IF YOU WERE EATING WHILE I TYPED THE ABOVE-MENTIONED LINE, WEELL, IMMA BE SORRY. SORRY LIKE A BEE. A BEE LIKE A BAAWSS. BZZZZZ. B] (PS: THAT’S THE “IMMA BE A COOL BEE” SMILEY)

7)        TALKING IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS. TRY THE BRITISH ACCENT (READ ANNOYING), THE AMERICAN ACCENT, THE TENNESSEE ACCENT (MY PERSONAL FAVE #2), THE FRENCH ACCENT (MY PERSONAL FAVE #1), THE LOCAL INDIAN ACCENT (OR AS I CALL IT, THE MALLIPOO XXXXX) (PS: DON’T EVEN ASK ME WHY I CALL IT THAT, BECAUSE I HAVE NO CLUE MYSELF).

8)        MEOWING. THIS IS STRICTLY FOR THOSE WHO LIKE CATS, OR ATLEAST DON’T FEEL LIKE STRANGLING CATS WHEN THEY SEE ONE. OR MORE CATS. MEOWING LIKE A BAAWSSS.

9)        TRY THINKING AND TALKING “THE RAGE COMIC” WAY. THIS INCLUDES A LOT OF TROLL-FACE MAKING, SAYING “LIKE A BAAWSS” AND “FUCK YEA” AND “Y U NO…” STUFF. IT CAN BE FUN. AND THOSE WHO CALL RAGE COMICS DUMB, WEELL, JUST IGNORE THIS ONE.

10)   AH, THE LAST AND FINAL ONE, SLEEP. IKNOW IKNOW IKNOW, YOU MIGHT THINK I’M DUMB FOR SUGGESTING THIS ONE. BUT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP, YOU PASS HOURS ON END WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHAT YOU’RE DOING, AND HENCE, YOU WON’T GET BORED. POINT MADE, NO? WHETHER YOU SAY YES OR NO TO THAT QUESTION, I WILL SAY POINT MADE ONLY. SO CHI PO( THAT MEANS, JUST GO).

OKAY, I WILL END THIS BLOG POST BECAUSE I HAVE TORTURED YOU PEOPLE ENOUGH WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE. OR, IT MIGHT NOT BE NONSENSE, AFTER ALL. 

BOOK LOVERS, AHOY!

First of all, i would like to wish all those reading this post A SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALODOCIOUS NEW YEAR! =D Just in case you didn't know, that's one of the most catchiest songs EVER. =D Well, getting back to the topic. What is it about these books, that enchant book worms like me and the rest in the world? I'll tell you what it is, it's the smell of the pages; a faint smell which elevates my senses, it's the rustle of the pages; a sound so crisp, yet so soft, it's the feel of my fingers on the smooth cover of the book, and the touch of my fingers on the pages. It may all sound so poetic, but ask a book lover, and they'll tell you what i said above, along with an additional detail or two. Book lovers or book worms, how do you identify them? They are the ones that always(well, most of the times) carry a book around in their bags, and as soon as they get a place where they can seat themselves, you'll find them lost in the book, oblivious to their surroundings. They're the ones that have that intense look on their faces while reading, because they're already a spectator in the book's story, watching the life spinning around the characters. Have you ever noticed someone, anyone in a crowd, suddenly laughing out loud, with a book clutched in their hand? Yes, that's the book lover you just spotted. They have a smile on their faces, when they read something amusing or heart warming, they're the ones whom you'll find dabbling away a tear or two when something tragic happens to the characters, they're the ones who'll brood when the story was just deeply disturbing, or the story has come to an end. The ones who'll incessantly talk about books to anyone who'll listen to what they have to say, with sparkling eyes and a wide smile. The ones who'll be lost in the world of stories, but who still keep themselves rooted in reality. The ones who can amuse you to no ends with their own imaginations and creativity they acquired through reading the numerous they have lived and loved. The ones who will suddenly go a little quiet, and when you inquire about their silence, you'll find out that they've been thinking about something they've just read, or they're just building up stories of their own. And DEFINITELY the ones who sometimes talk to themselves(well, i guess that's just me). I could go on and on about book lovers, but i leave the experience of meeting a book lover to you, and see how the world around you transforms itself. =]